“Do you ever feel lonely, intimately?”
The fuck. Was she asking if I get horny? On a packed train too. JFC the whole thing was so absurd I burst out laughing at her pitying tone.
1 week ago on May 20, 2012 at 03:01pm
Le mow.
HAHAHA! xD
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WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
SEVENTY DOLLARS THOUGH?
OUCH YA’LL
Woah! This is sort of perfect! :D
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“I told James to perform that walk as if he had a bit of a hard on. Sometimes my directions, my notes to the actors are very intellectual and sometimes you just have to come out with a very basic, simple note like, ‘play this scene with a hard on’. “
Dir. Joe Wright, Atonement commentary
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Dominic West is such a babe. He just screams of an intense ravaging fuck.
3 weeks ago on May 08, 2012 at 12:02am
Well fuck me. Got an email to have a meeting with my co-ordinator about failing my mid-sem. Great.
3 weeks ago on May 07, 2012 at 11:45pm
- Me: He was nice but I just wasn't interested in dating when he asked if I wanted to go out
- Her: Oh so there are people who actually ask you out in uni?
- I know she didn't mean it the way it came out but sometimes I wonder if they have any idea how messed up my self esteem is because of remarks like that.
2 months ago on March 26, 2012 at 08:35pm
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